Brett

When senior analyst Brett isn’t writing oil analysis reports at Blackstone, she’s lying in bed watching Netflix, hanging out with her writer friends, walking in the woods, playing Dungeons and Dragons, or trying to find weird things at thrift stores. She graduated with an MFA in Creative Writing from Bennington College in 2010, and is a bona fide published author, publishing a book of poetry in 2023. She once tried to name her cat, Nora, as her life insurance beneficiary, but the HR person at that job didn’t think it was funny. Brett has been known to bring singing telegrams to the office, as well as naming the metal chicken that lives in the writer’s area and bestowing him with his own desk.